they're mine

SEYMOUR KRELBORN

im going to hold him like a surfboard under my arm and walk around with him and hes going to be like "put me down" and im not going to

SPORTACUS

either ignore the mustache or lean into it. your call

KERMIT THE FROG

i want to sit in the hot tub with kermit. maybe share a joint

AUDREY FULQUARD

audrey has never done anything wrong in her entire life god bless america

SGT. SAM SWEETLY

i choose to plead the fifth here

CAPT. STEVE ROGERS

omigoddd nobody understaaaaands i want to make him ***** *** ***** **** ** ***** *** * ** lol

BALOO THE BEAR

watch the movie again youll understand

ELLE WOODS

wowww i would do anything for her shes incredible

JONAH SIMMS

i'm chasing him with a broom

PAUL MATTHEWS

something enticing about the way things stress him out

DUCHESS

OH MY GODDD......... shes PERFECT

RAPUNZEL

blondie my darling oh my god what i would do for her .. who i would fucking kill. i would kill people.

THEDORE "TED" LASSO

cant log back into my carrd abt him but it holds true forever. plus that timer just keeps tickin'.......

BLUE SHIRT GUY

guy and i are going out for bubblegum ice cream as you read this btw

AGENT CURT MEGA

curt is the love of my life and he is in love with me and we are in love with each other

LT. ROBERT "BOB" FLOYD

he's a healthy part of a balanced breakfast

BAD COP/GOOD COP

i'm seeing a therapist

C-3PO

i can be pretty damn weird about him if i want to be

ADAM MAITLAND

nothing going for him

BRAD MAJORS

khakis

CLARK KENT/SUPERMAN

the disgusting, violent, abhorrent things i would do to the man of steel are too numerous and violating to describe but do know that if kal-el were alive in this universe he would be scared for his life

NED FLANDERS

i seriously do not need an editorial about this i mean nobody say a fucking word i don't want to hear it

BAYMAX

its baymax okay like idk what to say. what am i supposed to even say.

PROFESSOR UTONIUM

i imagine if i lunged at him he would not be fast enough to get away