they're mine
im going to hold him like a surfboard under my arm and walk around with him and hes going to be like "put me down" and im not going to
either ignore the mustache or lean into it. your call
i want to sit in the hot tub with kermit. maybe share a joint
audrey has never done anything wrong in her entire life god bless america
i choose to plead the fifth here
omigoddd nobody understaaaaands i want to make him ***** *** ***** **** ** ***** *** * ** lol
watch the movie again youll understand
wowww i would do anything for her shes incredible
i'm chasing him with a broom
something enticing about the way things stress him out
OH MY GODDD......... shes PERFECT
blondie my darling oh my god what i would do for her .. who i would fucking kill. i would kill people.
cant log back into my carrd abt him but it holds true forever. plus that timer just keeps tickin'.......
guy and i are going out for bubblegum ice cream as you read this btw
curt is the love of my life and he is in love with me and we are in love with each other
he's a healthy part of a balanced breakfast
i'm seeing a therapist
i can be pretty damn weird about him if i want to be
nothing going for him
khakis
the disgusting, violent, abhorrent things i would do to the man of steel are too numerous and violating to describe but do know that if kal-el were alive in this universe he would be scared for his life
i seriously do not need an editorial about this i mean nobody say a fucking word i don't want to hear it
its baymax okay like idk what to say. what am i supposed to even say.
i imagine if i lunged at him he would not be fast enough to get away























